Nuggets from the day

As a "bartender" I get to hear all sorts of commentary throughout my day.  Some tales are of woe, some sappy love stories, lots of joyous occasions, sometimes the story is inspiring, humorous, amazing, and often it's from the lips of a child that the greatest words come!  Today a young girl of about 4 came in and I was able to share with her a trick about her juice box.  If you pull the corner tabs up and the child holds the tabs then the juice doesn't squirt out.  Anyway, she was pretty sure that it looked like a SUPERHERO box now and then she said, "Well, actually,...I just farted!"  Wow.  Talk about hilarious and hysterical!  She seemed quite proud of herself!  Oh, kids are too funny!