
Mom says I haven't been here for a LONG LONG time so it's my turn! She doesn't have a whole lot to tell you I guess. Like I do?!?! Let's see, yesterday I was ABSOLUTELY HUMILIATED!! I had a BATH! Yes, you read that correctly, A BATH!! Does mom NOT understand the complete and utter indignity of that? How am I supposed to impress the other dogs at the dog park if I don't stink? Speaking of said dog park. So it is the happenin' new place to hang out! I've even gone there with my new friend Mugsy a time or two! It's so cool, so it has LOTS of trees, PEOPLE!, and other dogs. Did I mention it has PEOPLE?!?! And not just any people, but people who love DOGS!! Happy Dance! So, other than that, there isn't much goin' on here. I see so many girls in and out of here, I can hardly tell which one is my sister anymore. Maybe I'll just call them all sister! Although, that big tall thingy with a net on it has been seeing quite a few boys, too, but I never get to go out and meet them! Bummer! It's been kinda nice, so I like to lay in the sun and get all warm, but today it was yucky and rainy. Rather depressing. You know the cool part, though? If I play my cards just right, pull out the puppy-dog eyes and mope around a bit, Dad's usually good for a Chew-EEze! Ahhh, that's the life! Well, my bed is calling me and so I think I'll answer that! Before you go, could you scratch my left ear? Thanks!