What's the moon phase?!

If I didn't know better I would guess it's a full moon today!  At work this morning a woman dropped a couple of things.  There were two women near by the items and so I asked the one closest if they were her's.  They would have OBVIOUSLY come from the same person since they were so close together and what would be the chance that two different women would drop two different things in the exact same spot?   As I pointed the items out, I made it a point to vacate the area immediately after.  Well, she looked down and retrieved the one item but not the other.  I came back out of the back, the lady was gone but  -- her thong underwear remained on my lobby floor.  AWKWARD!!  As though I were picking up after my pooch, I removed them using a plastic bag turned inside out!  Good grief people!!!  Later we went to Grocery Outlet to buy some bottled water for convention this weekend.  Well, if that wasn't entertaining!!!   The lady in the next lane over was watching the screen LIKE A HAWK!!!  If ANYTHING was rung up incorrectly she would have a fit!  Her friend accidentally rang something up twice and boy did she get after her!  And then she wanted all of her stuff put BACK in the fridge/freezer because she would pick it up after her appointment, but before she went home to her backwoods home far away.  She would be back after more than 2 hours!!!  Then something wasn't ringing up correctly, well, at least not according to what the sign said, and so she wanted it for FREE -- like they do at Safeway!!  This is GROCERY OUTLET where everything is much cheaper anyway, they're not going to give it to you for free!!!  While we were there the manager was called over at least 2 times and I'm sure he just gave up and stood by from that point forward!  Tiana wanted to get some popcorn and just sit and watch!  Would have been worth it!  Crazy!! :)